Award of 'Best-in-Bed' Prize to YourName Bruises Egos
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Why Send This Article?
This 'Best-in-Bed' article went straight to the top of the charts when we first put it on JokeNews, and it's stayed in the top 3 ever since.

The article describes a fictional contest organised by the EU to find Europe's best lover. After extensive research and interviews with partners, the person with the best stamina, technique and physical gifts turns out to be . . . YOU!

The piece has all sort of uses:
• Tell your girl/boyfriend why you're so good in bed!
• Send a flattering article to someone you fancy about their skills!
• Take the mickey out of a mate, by putting their name in!

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